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Tsunami Disaster

Like so many others around the world, I'm deeply saddened by the devastation caused by the Asian tsunami disaster and urge you to support relief efforts. One place to make an on-line donation is http://www.unicef.org/ To help the hundreds of thousands of children struggling to survive the aftermath of the Asian tsunami, please visit http://www.unicef.org/

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3) Insist that your e mail address is: Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) Don't use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing Along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies
24) Call the psychic hot line and just say, "Guess"
25) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"
27) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
28) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do"
29) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
30) Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here"
31) Insist that you must not do anything to avoid contributing to the "eventual heat death of the universe" (See Therm. Dynamics, Law 2)
32) Impress your friends with your knowledge of Vector Calculus, but then ask if anyone remembers how to divide the long way.

99 Luft Problems

Hey '80s fans, check this track!
Perfect mash b/w Nena's 99 Red Baloons and Jay-Z's 99 Problems

>>> Listen to "99 Luft Problems"

japanese Bounce

japanese bounce video

This is a commercial for japanese candy, very innovative - love that bounce :)

Topless DJ fashion spreads

Written by Intuitive Music

The new Topless DJ fashion is spreading all over Europe and new artists are joining this "aesthetic" that will surely provoke controversy among the purist djs. Some of the most popular topless djs in this moment are DJ Diva (Amsterdam), The Ting (London), Portia Surreal (New York).

is this the way it's meant to be?

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